January 2010
32 posts
Definitions of words that should be in the...
AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. DISCONFECT (dis kon...
You call it lying, I call it protecting your feelings You call it bipolar, I call it very interesting residents sharing one body You call it stealing, I call it spreading the wealth You call it cheating, I call it comparing answers You call it greedy, I call it preparing for a impending depression You call it whoring, I call it sharing the love with my fellow peers You call it procrastination, I...
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Shiny Toy Guns - Major Tom
“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”
– Virginia Woolf (via bitchville)
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Back in the days when i was young, I'm not a kid...
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“Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares...”
Success
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is having sex. At age 70 success is having a drivers license. At age 75 success is having friends. At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
“I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I’m writing in pen and I...”
Watchknfily:
fuckyeahslightlyamusing:
fortasse:
fuckyeahalbuquerque:
Dots, Put your cursor on them. .
I just had waaaay too much fun with this.
.. wow
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Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Heads Will Roll